The Masculine Bag of Tricks

The Masculine Bag of Tricks

What males, of their egoism, consistently mistake for a deficiency of intelligence in girl is merely an incapacity for mastering that mass of small mental tips, that advanced of petty knowledges, that assortment of cerebral rubber stamps, which constitutes the chief psychological tools of the typical male. A person thinks that he’s extra clever than his spouse as a result of he can add up a column of figures extra precisely, and since he understands the imbecile jargon of the inventory market, and since he is ready to distinguish between the concepts of rival politicians, and since he’s aware about the trivialities of some sordid and degrading enterprise or occupation, say soap-selling or the legislation.

But these empty abilities, of course, should not actually indicators of a profound intelligence; they’re, actually, merely superficial accomplishments, and their acquirement places little extra pressure on the psychological powers than a chimpanzee suffers in studying learn how to catch a penny or scratch a match. The entire bag of tips of the typical enterprise man, and even of the typical skilled man, is inordinately infantile.

It takes no extra precise sagacity to hold on the on a regular basis hawking and haggling of the world, or to ladle out its regular doses of unhealthy drugs and worse legislation, than it takes to function a taxicab or fry a pan of fish. No observant particular person, certainly, can come into shut contact with the overall run of enterprise {and professional} males—I confine myself to those that appear to get on on the earth, and exclude the admitted failures—with out marvelling at their mental lethargy, their incurable ingenuousness, their appalling lack of bizarre sense.

The late Charles Francis Adams, a grandson of one American President and a great-grandson of one other, after a protracted lifetime in intimate affiliation with some of the chief enterprise “geniuses” of that paradise of merchants and usurers, the United States, reported in his previous age that he had by no means heard a single one of them say something price listening to. These have been vigorous and masculine males, and in a person’s world they have been profitable males, however intellectually they have been all clean cartridges.

There is, certainly, honest floor for arguing that, if males of that kidney have been genuinely clever, they might by no means succeed at their gross and driveling considerations—that their very capability to grasp and retain such balderdash as constitutes their inventory in commerce is proof of their inferior mentality. The notion is definitely supported by the acquainted incompetency of first fee males for what are referred to as sensible considerations. One couldn’t suppose of Aristotle or Beethoven multiplying 3,472,701 by 99,999 with out making a mistake, nor might one suppose of him remembering the vary of this or that railway share for 2 years, or the quantity of ten-penny nails in 100 weight, or the freight on lard from Galveston to Rotterdam. And by the identical token one couldn’t think about him professional at billiards, or at grouse-shooting, or at golf, or at another of the idiotic video games at which what are referred to as profitable males generally divert themselves. In his nice examine of British genius,

Havelock Ellis discovered that an incapacity for such petty expertness was seen in virtually all first fee males. They are unhealthy at tying cravats. They don’t perceive the trendy card video games. They are puzzled by book-keeping. They know nothing of get together politics. In temporary, they’re inert and impotent within the very fields of endeavour that see the typical males’s highest performances, and are simply surpassed by males who, in precise intelligence, are about as far under them because the Simidae.

This lack of talent at handbook and psychological tips of a trivial character—which should inevitably seem to a barber or a dentist as stupidity, and to a profitable haberdasher as downright imbecility—is a personality that males of the primary class share with girls of the primary, second and even third lessons. There is on the backside of it, in reality, one thing unmistakably female; its look in a person is sort of invariably accompanied by the opposite contact of femaleness that I’ve described. Nothing, certainly, may very well be plainer than the truth that girls, as a category, are sadly poor within the small expertness of males as a category.

One seldom, if ever, hears of them succeeding within the occupations which carry out such expertness most lavishly—for instance, tuning pianos, repairing clocks, practising legislation, (ie., matching petty tips with another lawyer), portray portraits, retaining books, or managing factories—regardless of the circumstance that the good majority of such occupations are effectively inside their bodily powers, and that few of them supply any very formidable social boundaries to feminine entrance. There isn’t any exterior cause why girls should not succeed as operative surgeons; the best way is vast open, the rewards are massive, and there’s a particular demand for them on grounds of modesty. Nevertheless, not many ladies graduates in drugs undertake surgical procedure and it’s uncommon for one of them to make a hit of it.

There is, once more, no exterior cause why girls shouldn’t prosper on the bar, or as editors of newspapers, or as managers of the lesser kind of factories, or within the wholesale commerce, or as hotel-keepers. The taboos that stand in the best way are of very small power; numerous adventurous girls have defied them with impunity; as soon as the door is entered there stays no particular handicap inside. But, as each one is aware of, the quantity of girls truly practising these trades and professions may be very small, and few of them have attained to any distinction in competitors with males.

Extract from IN DEFENSE OF WOMEN by H. L. Mencken

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